Showing posts with label Argo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Argo. Show all posts

Monday, April 29, 2013

Argo

"I'm basking on my branch above my house, feeling warm and lazy, when the human tries to pick me up. I hiss and inflate, showing irritation, but I don't really mean it. I lick his hand to show I am friendly."

"The human's hands are warm and idly I wonder what his fingers would taste like, but I know better food awaits me."
"Into the pool room I go!" (Ed. note, the master bathroom with a stand up shower. The basin holds just enough water for Argo to float a bit.)
"I enjoy the pool, the rain is soft and warm, and I expand my stomach for full warmth."

"Warm, so warm, I drift off to sleep."

Blorp! (Ed. note, you can figure out what *that* means all on your own.)

"Ah, I feel better now, the pool is drained and more warm rain comes in. A brief soak then off to wander around, many new smells to take in. I especially like climbing high up, so I can see more things and jump on human heads. They make such funny noises when I do this." (Ed. note, my gf screamed when Argo did this.)

Sniff sniff

"What's this? I smell meat! Yes, red fresh meat, served to me by the human. I eat it all up, licking my lips clean to get all the taste. There is nothing like the taste of red fresh meat. Yum!"

"Full, I let the human pick me up, noting that the fingers don't smell like red fresh meat. Maybe I will leave them alone. Back in my home, there is a fresh rainpool to mess up."

Splash splash.

"There, much better. Now into my house to sleep."